Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Why are you smiling?


The why-are-you-smiling shirt.
The blog is so un-alive! More posts needed! ^^

Saturday, September 13, 2008

hey all,

Great job today! let's go on together and keep up the good work.

han

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Interesting updates during the 10th Pesta Sukan Championship

Disclaimer -- this has got nothing to do with game play.

General Observations
1. The place is snail and spider infested, although no lizards are found in the boats (thank goodness) even when the boats were resting against the trees overnight.

2. Snails are really persistent -- they would rather had their shells crack or drown than to get off the boat. And when they can no longer stick to the boat, they would throw tantrum and release muscus, just to gross people off. Lesson learned -- we should be like snails, especially when we capsize (the sticking-to-the-boat part, not the throwing-tantrum part).

3. The top steps are the more-wanted seats, as they are away from the sun, especially in the late afternoon.


Observations for the girls
1. We are very gentle, seemingly afraid that the boat will hurt if we charge hard. So thanks to our gentle nature, we had gotten the nickname Ariels (as in the little mermaid from Disney princess), from some spectators on Saturday, Sept 6.

2. We have the capacity to piss other players off, not because we are really good such that they feel intimidated, but simply because we take forever to bring the ball to the center to start.

3. We are probably the only team that has been granted time-out everytime we try to get the ball out of the net to start center-ball. As such, there is sufficient evidence to prove that our games took a longer time (unfortunately, not because of extended time for draw matches).

4. We are probably the only team that leech on other teams' kindness, excessively. Like having other teams to get our ball, having our coach to pass our paddles, having our juniors to get us water, having our teaher and coach to carry our boats (okay this is serious. under no circumstance should we be doing this!).

5. We are all spoilt and pampered in our own way. <-- has to be changed

6. Seeing us getting trashed evoke pity in everyone (as heard from the spectators "看到他们这样子打,真得很可怜。" Evidently so since we had not been granted any foul for illegal sub-ing and holding (and perhaps many more).


Observations for the guys
As heard from the spectators, "Go 小男人!"
(note -- go add your own observations)

Saturday, September 6, 2008

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR MONSTER 'KID'! (coachie)

"Calling for Loi Heng Foo..."

Hengfoo: *zuomoh(做什么)!!-expression* what

"Please look to your right..."

Hengfoo: *nothing leh!* *look around*

All the people around: Don't pretend dunno lah!!

*Gracie lights candle of cake*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU~~
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU~~!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUU!! :]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUU~~

Hengfoo: let me make my wish first!

*1*2*3*~

*blows the candle*

"CUT THE CAKE!!" (:

we hereby wish our coachie HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Happy birthday MONSTER KID!!

look forward & ahead to life!~

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! BE HAPPY!!

Tiong's exclusive message to Hengfoo:

Dear Hengfoo...

why are you always so serious? I may be always joking, but I like serious guys. OMG, serious guys are so cute! ><

Happy 23rd birthday! We hoped and continue to hope to celebrate many many many more birthdays with you.

Thank you for all that you have done for us. You really turn me on... :D ><

-Tiong

hahaha!


Skewed Common Sense

If you cannot roll up in the middle of the game...

do not eject and then swim to the end of the pool, bail your boat, get into your kayak, put on your sprayskirt, get ready, wait for the next whistle and then sub. As you can see, it takes up too much time.

Instead...

eject, surface for a quick breath of air, go underwater to get into your kayak, roll up, and paddle back for your team mate to sub. It would take a shorter time (seemingly).

Friday, September 5, 2008

Competition details

Upcoming Matches

Day 3: 6/9

  1. (Ladies Open) @ 9.20 AM against SP
  2. (Ladies Open) @ 4 PM against Scube
  3. NUS High W Official Duty at 11 AM for NP V.S. NTU - IVP M

Day 4: 7/9

  1. (Ladies Open) @ 9.00 AM against RT Ladies
  2. (Ladies Open) @ 12.20 PM against SMOG
  3. NUS High Official Duty at 10.40 AM for NP V.S. NTU - IVP W

[edited 5/9]

Hello everyone. Firstly, the indemnity forms & photocopy of kayaking certificates have to be in on the first day of competition, which is this Saturday. Please do remember or we will not be allowed to participate in the competition at all!!!

Next up, our confirmed schedules!! :)

Day 1: 30/8

  1. (Men Div B) @ 11 AM against Jokers

that is all for day 1 :)

Day 2: 31/8

  1. (Men Div B) @ 11.40 AM against Ocube
  2. (Men Div B) @ 1.40 PM against NTU Alumni
  3. NUS High Official Duty at 2 PM for Rowdy Boyz V.S. SP C - Men Div A

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eat well rest well & keep yourselves in tip-top condition, all prepared and ready for the competition.

JIAYOU :)

-a decade of passion in Singapore (:

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Coaches' nicknames (Updated)

Heng Foo -- Monster Dad (way shorter, and true-er)
Wee Keong -- Lemon Dad (his hobby of suan-ing people)
Wee Hong -- Frown-deficient Dad
Chad -- Drama Momma

Mr. Chua -- Banana Dad (thanks for the bananas!! ><)


Done by: A group of lame people. x)

Keep checking the blog as there are loads of serious stuff and fun stuff, canoe polo tips and lame posts! ^^ Year 5s should come down more often so that we can know them better and give them nicknames. *nods*

P.S. No, coach cannot be kid. Too OLD le. Ha!